Why I put up with the snoring and the guy smells and the inability to find anything in the kitchen...

Me: Hey, have you seen the thumb drive with the IOSC proceedings on it?

Pete: Not sure, I have a bunch at work I'll bring home.

Me: I think it says Vikoma on it.

Pete: If it said Vicodin on it, you would know where it was.

Me: If it said Vicodin on it, it would be empty.